were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Jews

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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