so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Tommy got neutered.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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