- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

I'm going as the joker for halloween

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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