roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Tommy got neutered.

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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