- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Shea's sty....

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

If you were a cactus, why?

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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