- Anti Joke

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Wolfjob.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

the game

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.