Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Your mom

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Anti Joke

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