whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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I'm HIV positive.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Anti Joke

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