- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

womens rights

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Face...the other white meat!

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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