What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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