Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

What would u like to drink?

Go away still nothing to see

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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