- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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