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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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