There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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