What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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This is an anti joke

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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