what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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