- Anti Joke

When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

I have a really funny joke.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.