How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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