whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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knock knock no ones home

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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