- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

black people

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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