whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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