Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

ejaculation JLR

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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