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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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