a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Rebecca Black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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