- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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