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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What's the difference between a duck?

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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