- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

this is not a drill.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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