- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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