- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

angelosnyder is not gay

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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