- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Logan's gay

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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