how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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