Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Your face is hilarious.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

I have aids

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

I like touching my boobs

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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