- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I'd like to make a withdraw

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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