- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Obama lin Baden.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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