- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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