What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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willam dafoe

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So I was walking down the road today

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Women Sports.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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