- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What's 1+1? 69.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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