- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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