How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

no

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

poop.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

haha

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