- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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