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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I woke up today

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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