Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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