- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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