- Anti Joke

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Women's Rights..

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Peas

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.