Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

women's rights

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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