my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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