1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Anti Joke

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