Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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