- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

honest politician

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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