Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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homosexuals are gay

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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