- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A Sloth runs...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Nick Cannon

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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