- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

knock knock whos their a person

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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