Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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andrew wagner

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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