- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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