- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Ron Paul for President!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Penis.

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