- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Knock knock come in.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A baby seal walks into a club.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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