- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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