Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Tucker Rivera

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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hi

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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