Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Reading books

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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