How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Basically

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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