Ready for something funny? nothing

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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snowglobe

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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