Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Penis chickens

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

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