Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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