Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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