- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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