What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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go F*** yourself

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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