how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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wanna here a joke? you.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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