- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Life

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

I like Pi. It can make circles.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??