- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Women's rights

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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