how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Justin Bieber.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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