- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Nah

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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