Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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did you stub your toe?

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KILL WHITEY

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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PENIS

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Who invented apple? God

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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