- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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