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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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The Moon Landing.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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DON"T READ THIS!

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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