- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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