- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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